Trying to get by...
Monday, June 20, 2005
Morning, I got this email from a friend and I would to share it with you on this fine Monday morning :-P Work vs Prison IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell . AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle . IN PRISON...you get three meals a day . AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it . IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior . AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior . IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you . AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors For yourself . IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games . AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games . IN PRISON...you get your own toilet . AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat . IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit . AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone . IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required . AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners . IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens . AT WORK...they are called managers . Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON
Posted by PALFORCE at 6/20/2005 03:40:00 PM