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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

10 Things we didn't know

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not White. 3. Rap music is here to stay 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. 8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Hickey's are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter. 6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. O. J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth should not be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car


hamede said...

true,v good.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Khaled! Hope your willingness to allow annon wanna-be bloggers won't fill your comment box with spam!

This was a riot! A very balanced, equalized look at our own chosen blindnesses.

If you ever go to one of those "Country Home Buffet" restaurants on a Sunday morning, you can see it clearly. The Mexican Catholics go to early Mass, the parking lot is filled with wild cars and thier kids knock over the table cleaners running. Us mild, time and program bound Protestants come and our kids act bored and rude (not my kids, they get butt-spanked for bad attitudes). Then the Af/Am come (they spend 4 hours in church!)They are dressed to the nines in dapper suits and dreses with matching hats and shoes.

thanks for the fun reminder of home!