Here is an email I got this morning:
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Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
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Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
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I don't know why I found this email funny. well, you gotta hand it to her she got
HUGE POTENTIALS.........LOL
4 comments:
To hot to handle.
To cold to hold.
double babble.
Yuch
HIRE HER DUDE!!!
h3h3h3h3
she must put her hand on the tree,, otherwise,, she will be unbalanced and fall down,,
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